tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10240735432420973712024-02-08T08:52:51.388-08:00A MADMAN'S RAMBLINGSBlog... doesn't the word sound funny. Whoever coined it must have had a real sense of humor. Anyway, I don't care. Describing my blog is not such a difficult task. So I'd rather not do it. But do post your comments and try to pick a fight with me if I offend you in any manner. Until then...Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1024073543242097371.post-52361609218923515442008-07-11T05:08:00.000-07:002008-07-11T05:32:56.331-07:00If u have any other work, then dont read this...<span style="font-weight:bold;">Anger seething and blinding me,<br />I set forth to avenge my loss.<br />Ah and the pain...driving me on.<br />Telling me to finish what has begun.<br /><br />I didn't want to let anybody down,<br />And I began searching for strength.<br />Delving deep within me I looked on and on,<br />but alas, I couldn't find it.<br /><br />I fell down writhing with agony,<br />a miserable coward unable to act.<br />My fate and with it all others' was sealed,<br />when a sourceless light illuminated me.<br /><br />I saw a silhouette not very far,<br />its not possible, yes, I was going mad.<br />But with every minute that passed,<br />the light's intensity seemed to grow.<br /><br />Suddenly it began to rain heavily.<br />I woke up from my bed and wondered,<br />"What the f*** was that all about?"<br /><br /><br /></span>Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1024073543242097371.post-47765290365257760412008-06-10T07:52:00.000-07:002008-06-10T08:29:07.439-07:00Ouch!!<span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Was it premeditated? Well I dont think so, because if it was I would'nt be alive today. What did she have to gain? I mean, had she killed me she too would have been mercilessly disposed of. Moreover, He wishes that I should live on to narrate this incident and enlighten your souls. This is precisely why I said it was not premeditated.<br /><br />To begin with she almost killed me. I had never done such a thing before and it was one of those decisions that you take suddenly, almost by an inspiration. Also adding to my temptations were the facts that she was one of the most beautiful ones I had ever laid my eyes upon and was the only female there. You see even though I was not totally prepared, I still had the sense to get proper protection. I believe in prevention rather than cure as there is no use cryin over spilt milk. One mor thing, her hair was trimmed. This was a bit unusual and I was so mesmerised that I forgot to take the cue.<br /><br />Let me not bore you anymore... I was on top of her and we had just started. Since it was my first time and I was so drunk with pleasure because of the slow and graceful way in which things were proceeding, I decided to get a bit cheeky. I bent down low tickled her neck while I whispered to her these fateful words: CAN'T WE SPEED UP THINGS A BIT HONEY.<br /><br />I could possibly attribute 3 reasons for why she behaved the way she did:<br />1. maybe she did not like speed<br />2. maybe she did not like my tickling<br />3. maybe I had bad breath.<br /><br />But you know what that stupid horse did...it threw me off balance pushed me down and almosy crushed my legs. Thank god I survived that. Now Im alive and well in a wretched hospital...</span>Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1024073543242097371.post-40520060861965258432008-05-12T03:04:00.000-07:002008-05-12T03:15:57.642-07:00A SIGN<span style="font-weight:bold;">Appearing calm, I walked toward her,<br />Wanting to tell her my thoughts.<br />Brimming with confidence I may seem,<br />but a fear of rejection lurks beneath this facade.<br /><br />Oh my love will you ever be mine?<br />All I ask for is just a sign.<br /><br />Standing there was my princess,<br />In all her glory and beauty.<br />For a second, may be an eternity, our eyes met,<br />Did the gaze tell me that my love will reciprocate? <br /><br />Oh my love will you ever be mine?<br />All I ask for is just a sign.<br /><br />Steeling myself I walked futher,<br />Propinquity and with it the tension soaring.<br />I told her the golden words and waited,<br />For what seemed ages there was'nt a reply and then:<br />SLAP!!<br /><br />Oh dear lady, thanks for the sign.<br />I realised that you will never be mine,<br />But there's your friend who looks so divine,<br />So let me just go and stand in the line. <br /><br /> </span>Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1024073543242097371.post-91723118562840148942008-05-10T02:59:00.000-07:002008-05-10T03:48:59.522-07:00Addicts Club: "Smoking is injurious to health"<span style="font-weight:bold;">Life was boring and such a drag<br />That was when I decided to take a fag<br /><br />To many it may seem an idiotic task<br />But I like it and what more can I ask?<br /><br />The first puff was a royal ordeal<br />After that it seemed primordial<br /><br />As smoke slowly clouded my brain<br />Thoughts flew in without a refrain<br /><br />Inhaling again I staggered<br />Dullness making me more laggard<br /><br />There was smoke playing between my fingers<br />And above my head a cloud lingers<br /><br />I felt as if I was the bloody best bard<br />And Smoking took me closer to God<br /><br />The joy lasted for about 3 minutes or so<br />But it seemed I had started eons ago<br /><br />I threw down the fag and crushed the stub<br />Now Im a member of the addicts club.</span>Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1024073543242097371.post-3322438803450355322008-05-10T02:57:00.000-07:002008-05-10T03:29:03.291-07:00Paean : Friendship<span style="font-weight:bold;">'The fire in him was quenched<br />bcoz of a lying dame<br />with love it was drenched<br />Alas! She played on him a lousy game<br /><br />He cared for her with all his heart<br />Asking her to share his pain<br />But all he got was deceit & thwart<br />She was a bitch on the lookout for gain<br /><br />Stabbed by Brutus this Ceaser survived<br />Calling himself a Gunner fan<br />The gauche philanderer had arrived<br />He was a notorious liar & never a man<br />Hey you will be crushed like a pepsi can<br /><br />Singapore is a nest for the rich<br />And the bitch here plotted a hitch<br />She was selfish & egocentric witch<br />who tried to push our man into a ditch<br /><br />Ah! But that is an old story<br />The fire has been rekindled<br />And Pyro is basking in its glory<br />Forgetting that he was swindled<br /><br />The snake is venomless at the moment<br />Unable to cause any foment<br />The charmer too is idly waiting<br />in Singapore for there is no baiting<br /><br />I'm nobody but a simple bard<br />A new found light in his life<br />Friendship is our weapon a mighty sword<br />Dude dont worry you will get a better wife'</span>Abhinav...http://www.blogger.com/profile/09855355427653587535noreply@blogger.com2